Just like some can crack their knuckles,
I can crack my jaw.
I can bend my pinky, without bending my ring finger.
I’m a vegetarian.
Ironically, my mother works at Farmer John.
Just like women have periods every month,
i have migraines.
My middle name is Fernando.
I can’t whistle.
I only wear stud belts.
I love ketchup.
I’m not a fan of the movie theater.
Red is my favorite color.
I’m in love with Drew Barrymore.
I like to sing and play my guitar.
I watch the news every night at 10pm.
My shoe size is nine and one half.
False. Black bear.
Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
I enjoy watching chick-flicks.
Or the front of the bus. Or drive the bus.
i have a gay brother.
I wanna do the nasty with Kristen Stewart.
I only chew half a stick of gum.
Let me tell you something.
In life, people trip. Most people fall.
Some turn that trip into a beautiful, beautiful dance.
i collect energy drink can tabs, and use them as a key-chain.